Rub a Dub

from Hoi Polloi

Rub a dub
By Mark E Brown

I got a song that’s good in the bath
If you like science, you like math
Rub a dub- dub, rub a dub dub
Rub a dub dub, rub a dub dub dub dub

Math and science aren’t so great
I like ice cream, I like cake

I like a bath any old time
That’s when I get to say this line

I like the east, I like the west
I think I like it in the tub the best

I got a sister, her name is Kate
She nearly choked on a roller skate

I got a brother, his name is Joe
He froze off the tip of his toe

I like to splash, I like to yell
I put my glass on the windowsill

etc

updated: 6 years ago