Lima Bean

Lima Bean by Dean Jones

Lima Bean, Lima Bean
Bean, bean, bean (etc etc)

Lima bean and slug are sittin’ in a field
Slug says to Lima “can I get my grape peeled?”

Lima bean dancing a bolero
Sucatash city up and down the corn row

Lima Bean’s looking in a full length mirror
Singing Rod Stewart so the whole town can hear her
Slug’s playin’ rugby, it’s a dangerous game
Got kicked in the kidney by a navy bean

Lima and slug in a birch canoe
A little romance in the foggy dew

Corn in the husk and peas in a pod (bean bean, bean bean bean)
Lima in the gocery store feeling kinda odd

SLUG FELL INTO A COLT 45
Guy drank ‘em down while he was still alive

Some kid ate Lima, then spit her right out
Lima’s feeling lonely, got her mouth in a pout

updated: 12 years ago